{"id":16,"date":"2018-05-07T15:20:40","date_gmt":"2018-05-07T15:20:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/?p=16"},"modified":"2018-05-18T10:38:48","modified_gmt":"2018-05-18T10:38:48","slug":"funny-weddings-vows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/funny-weddings-vows\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Weddings Vows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone loves a good laugh! If you and your special someone fancy yourself a humorous couple, you may choose to ditch the traditional vows for something a little more\u2026 hilarious!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Funny vows have a great way of capturing the humor shared between you and your partner and allow your personalities shine through on your special day. Whether it\u2019s an inside joke, a quirky quote, or a line <a href=\"https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/celebrity-destination-weddings\/\">from your favorite movie<\/a>, funny vows can really make your ceremony special and fun!<\/p>\n<h2>Vows for Couples with a Humorous Side<\/h2>\n<p>We have compiled our favorite funny weddings vows to give you a good laugh and some inspiration for your big day. Browse these ideas to spark your creativity and come up with your own vows that are full of fun and personality!<\/p>\n<h3>1) \u201cI promise to buy you a Groupon to a 1 hour massage!\u201d<\/h3>\n<p>This bride really appreciates her \u201cme time\u201d! The hilarious couple surprised each other with their very own funny vows! There are loads of cute and quirky phrases in there. Take a look:<br \/>\n<iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-zLPDY16vis\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>2) Dry Humor from <em>Parks &amp; Recreation<\/em><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload alignnone size-full wp-image-74\" src=\"https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/April-and-Andy-Wedding.jpg\" data-orig-src=\"https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/April-and-Andy-Wedding.jpg\" alt=\"april and andy Parks and recreation\" width=\"577\" height=\"344\" srcset=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%27http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%27%20width%3D%27577%27%20height%3D%27344%27%20viewBox%3D%270%200%20577%20344%27%3E%3Crect%20width%3D%27577%27%20height%3D%27344%27%20fill-opacity%3D%220%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/April-and-Andy-Wedding-200x119.jpg 200w, https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/April-and-Andy-Wedding-300x179.jpg 300w, https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/April-and-Andy-Wedding-400x238.jpg 400w, https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/April-and-Andy-Wedding.jpg 577w\" data-sizes=\"auto\" data-orig-sizes=\"(max-width: 577px) 100vw, 577px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 11px;\">Image source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanpop.com\/clubs\/april-and-andy\/images\/21684320\/title\/april-andys-awesomesauce-wedding-photo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Fanpop<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Parks &amp; Recreation<\/em> characters April and Andy are known for their witty and often sarcastic banter, and their vows were of no exception. This style will definitely vibe well with couples that love to shoot jokes back and forth!<\/p>\n<p>April:<em> I guess I kind of hate most things, but I never really seem to hate you. So I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. Is that cool?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Andy: <em>You are the most awesome person I have ever known in my entire life. I vow to protect you from danger. And I don\u2019t care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<h3><span lang=\"EN\">3) \u201cI promise to get you a house with a Nintendo 64 so our kids can play Zelda!\u201d<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>This couple channeled their nerdy side by referencing their shared passion for video games and more! They had no reservations about making each other laugh &#8211; even using some questionable language in their vows! Oops!<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qBfvOYBz5yg\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3><span lang=\"EN\">4) \u201cI am going to be here with you forever\u2026 but not literally here\u2026 I don\u2019t want to live at a golf club!\u201d<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>The groom at this wedding really takes the cake with his funny wedding vows! He lays the dry humor on heavy, but his bride it loving every second of it. Just goes to show that your other half will always know how to make you laugh!<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1D2c4hNBHo0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3><span lang=\"EN\">5) \u201cPost-It Note Vows\u201d from Grey\u2019s Anatomy<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload alignnone size-full wp-image-75\" src=\"https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/greys-anatomy-meredith-derek-vows.jpg\" data-orig-src=\"https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/greys-anatomy-meredith-derek-vows.jpg\" alt=\"Meredith and Derek Vows Gray's anatomy\" width=\"606\" height=\"341\" srcset=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%27http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%27%20width%3D%27606%27%20height%3D%27341%27%20viewBox%3D%270%200%20606%20341%27%3E%3Crect%20width%3D%27606%27%20height%3D%27341%27%20fill-opacity%3D%220%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/greys-anatomy-meredith-derek-vows-200x113.jpg 200w, https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/greys-anatomy-meredith-derek-vows-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/greys-anatomy-meredith-derek-vows-400x225.jpg 400w, https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/greys-anatomy-meredith-derek-vows-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/greys-anatomy-meredith-derek-vows.jpg 606w\" data-sizes=\"auto\" data-orig-sizes=\"(max-width: 606px) 100vw, 606px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 11px;\">Image source: <a href=\"http:\/\/tvline.com\/gallery\/greys-anatomy-meredith-derek-relationship-death-best-moments-photos\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">TVLine<\/a><\/p>\n<p>When characters Meredith and Derek finally got hitched, they chose to keep it professional\u2026 by signing them on a Post-It note! Even so, the vows were quite hilarious:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;&#8230;to love each other, even when we hate each other. No running \u2014 ever. Nobody walks out no matter what happens. Take care when old, senile, smelly. This is forever.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<h3><span lang=\"EN\">6) \u201cToday is just an ordinary day\u2026 babies were born, people slept in, and you were late!\u201d<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Nothing wrong with a bit of teasing humor! This bride and groom captured the spirit of the day by poking fun of each other\u2019s habits and hobbies. Fortunately, it was all in good fun!<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/y5vEFoy5V58\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3><span lang=\"EN\">7) \u201c&#8230;in sickness and in health, regardless of the dangerous stuff I put you through!\u201d<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>This is definitely a couple <a href=\"https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/black-and-white-wedding-dresses\/\">with a rebellious side<\/a>! These funny vows highlight their adventurous personalities and love of the outdoors. If you are outdoorsy yourself, grab some ideas from this couple!<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-u-DpUI0CO8\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3>8) Awkward Metaphors from <em>Wedding Crashers<\/em><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazyload alignnone size-full wp-image-76\" src=\"https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/wedding-chrashers.jpg\" data-orig-src=\"https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/wedding-chrashers.jpg\" alt=\"wedding chrashers vows\" width=\"598\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"data:image\/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%27http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%27%20width%3D%27598%27%20height%3D%27383%27%20viewBox%3D%270%200%20598%20383%27%3E%3Crect%20width%3D%27598%27%20height%3D%27383%27%20fill-opacity%3D%220%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/wedding-chrashers-200x128.jpg 200w, https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/wedding-chrashers-300x192.jpg 300w, https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/wedding-chrashers-400x256.jpg 400w, https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/wedding-chrashers-460x295.jpg 460w, https:\/\/madamebridal.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/wedding-chrashers.jpg 598w\" data-sizes=\"auto\" data-orig-sizes=\"(max-width: 598px) 100vw, 598px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 11px;\">Image source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.allmovie.com\/movie\/wedding-crashers-v302705\/cast-crew\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">ALLMOVIE<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sailing-lovers Craig and Christina from Wedding Crashers capture their interests in their funny (but awkward) wedding vows. Using sailing metaphors, their vows pretty much miss the mark\u2026 but they are funny!<\/p>\n<p>Craig: <em>I, Craig, take you, Christina, to be my wife, my best friend, and my first mate. Through sickness and health, clear skies, and squalls.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Christina: <em>I, Christina, take you, Craig, to be my best friend and my captain, to be your anchor and your sail, your starboard and your port.<\/em><\/p>\n<h2>Write Funny Vows for Your Wedding!<\/h2>\n<p>Whether you and your honey are a bit rebellious, or just love a good joke, funny wedding vows can be the way to go! You\u2019ll be sure to leave your partner &#8211; and guests &#8211; holding their sides with laughter!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone loves a good laugh! 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